"I can't believe he hasn't shot himself already" Golberg
in reference to many people.
"It's more of a brown than a green" Aaron
describing the 9th green at the Mounds.
"I throw more like a girl than I can throw a football." Q
A Q-ism that means, I don't know, he can't shoot a basketball?
"He didn't hit the ball, the ball hit him" Perry
a unique take on a football replay one Sunday afternoon.
"It's noon somewhere" 'Rick'
an old college roommate explaining his choice to drink beer one morning at 9:45AM
"He looks like he had an arm pit transplanted onto his face" Joe
in reference to a person that was not a 10
"He's wearing one of those fake wigs" Aaron
yeah, I know, that was pretty intelligent
"Cherry bombs, discluding C, serving to D" Kevin
a classic made up word from my summer job working at the playground during a game of 4 square.
"My computer's been taking a crap on me lately" Q
I think I know what he meant....at least I hope I do.
"I attribute a lot of my popularity to his unpopularity" Aaron
a confusing but completely true statement
"Actually, you're all promoted." (King) "To what, sports director?" Golberg
a moment from the Squared Circle.
"He's the only guy I know that can stretch a homer into a double" Noel
in reference to the rather slow-footed Kusch
"My pants are suiting me well." Gabe
a (much too) colorful way of stating that a girl is hot
"Suspific" Q
another Q-ism, but I have no idea what word this was trying to be
"You're in range if you can make it" Green
the response to Juan's question about if he was in range to try the field goal.
"You're just like Curley, but only the good part, actually, you're nothing like him" Aaron
trying to pay Gonzo a compliment, I think.
"He's only popular because everybody loves him" Tyler
that is the secret to success for Nelly
"Let's see what the bitch has to say." Pete
in reference, during a field trip gone badly, about a WSUW newsreader who...well, she wasn't good....malinged
if you will.
"These shafts are perfect for our heads" Dr. Johnson
poorly attempting to re-word an ad in media writing class.
"Oh my God!" (said by a passerby at Summerfest with big breasts), "Those are huge" Aaron
a takeoff of one of the Boss' favorite lines about a bartender from the Downstairs.
"Why are there 2 shoelaces?" Gabe
for a smart person this was a dumb question, after he purchased a pair of shoelaces.
"Is she pretty now?" Niki
apparently my taste in women as a freshman were not to her liking.
"Boo Leskanic" Chris
an inning after the Brewers blow a lead, screamed while the Pirates are intentionally walking Richie Sexson.
"She's the best" Godersky
all I can say is she must have been number one
"North Virginia" Q
A new state (of transcendental bliss-quote by Wheels)
"Why didn't you just call the cell phone?" Cathy
a great suggestion, 2 years late, in an attempt to look for Aaron's missing cell phone
"Go Bucks" Big Juan
a normal first or last comment on Hawk Talk from Big Juan, or someone doing their Big Jaun imitation.
"Where does he sit for his office hour?" Niki
wondering where some WSUW exec board members spend their office hours.
"I guess we're having pizza" Gabe
providing an example of a person that cannot open a menu
"I met a lot of her friends, but I only slept with one of them" Aaron
a diuscussion about 'friendship'.
"It's not just the 30 second TV version, it's the 2 minute shoot me in the f(censored)'n face and let
me die version" Joe
a frank discussion about his roommate who repeatedly played the theme song from the show
Cops.
"I met him!" Perry
said anytime somebody whom he has an autograph of does something good, a takeoff of Dorn's line "I bought
him" about Jack Parkman in Major League 2.
"I wonder when they took her out of her box" Gabe
a question about a greater at the Tosa Best Buy.
"Topper's bitch" Juan
must be midnight, as Juan ate breadsticks literally every night.
"It's on the green!" Aaron
said in an effort to appease Pete, and prevent a golf club from being hurled in my general direction.
"And I still can't get laid" King
said after smashing a beer tray over his head 40 times in one evening.
"I'm going to Washington to snipe the sniper. Snipe, snipe" Mary Jo
one possible political reaction to the DC sniper.
"Only priests and singers get in trouble for molesting kids." Perry
there's no good explination for this, other than R Kelly, Michael Jackson, and the Catholic church.
"Huge cans" Golberg
another way of describing somebody who is well endowed.
"Cold beer here!" Pete
a phrase often heard when it comes to ordering a beer in Whitewater.
"Eli Marrero (vawoosh)" Perry
a discussion once about fantasy baseball catchers went right into the toilet so to speak.
"I just have two words, three actually....hold on four, no there's four. You are all
fired." King
a great call-in one night on the Squared Circle.
"You're all promoted." (King) "To what, sports director?" Golberg
a moment from the Squared Circle.
"St. James epist, episcop, uhh, epi... St. James church..." Q
a not-so clever way of covering up a reading error during a newscast.
"Who's going to block for Emmitt Smith?" (Perry) "Troy Aikman." Tyler
this would explain why the Cowboys haven't won a Super Bowl since Darryl "Moose" Johnston's retirement.
"He....doesn't....exactly....do....that" Gabe
discussing the skills of Antowain Smith during a potential fantasy football trade.
"You want to go to the bars next semester in a Benz?" Aaron
showing why I am the ladies man....well, maybe not
"F(deleted) me gently with a chainsaw" Ray
in response to having props fall on him at Cable 6.
"Will you put him away, he's hurting me." (Aaron) "That's what Katie said homecoming weekend."
Perry
I was talking about a Warren Sapp McFarland football figure that kept falling off the dashboard, Perry was
talking about....well, it was probably also the toy.
"You know why she's limping? 'Cause someone just kicked her ass for wearing that outfit!" The
Beave
now this is the type of comment needed in those best and worst dressed lists.
"Dammit! I am covered in chocolate." Aaron
either that's what the inside of a Snickers bar says or I was eating in a messy fashion.
"You can make any turn in an Alero" Tyler
perhaps he will be trying to sell you a car soon.
"The Guillermo's" Megan
the Guerrero's may lie and cheat, but their last name has been stolen.
"Did you do anything at the end of the night to make her evening special?" (cast member of the Squared Circle)
"Yeah, I went home" Wheels
see, Wheels may think he's not a ladies man, but he never leaves a woman unsatisfied!
"Tyler, do you even know who Mr. Purtell is?" (Perry) "No, but I just wanted to laugh." Tyler
proof that there is a little Homer Simpson in all of us.
"Miller Park is the people's park" (Brewers President Ulice Payne) "Finally, Miller Park has come
back to Milwaukee" Chris
Ah, nice try but no. A clear illustration of a person trying too hard. The main problem of course
being that Miller Park never went anywhere.
"Would you want an old car or a used car?" Linda
not sure exactly what the difference would be, but in case anybody is concerned, for Christmas I will happily take
either a new, used or old Corvette.
"It looks like someone just drew those glasses on him." Aaron
this was in response to a composite sketch of a man accused of abducting a child.
"You know what else A.C. could stand for don't you? Ass clown." Hocker
some friends often assign meanings to my initials, but none had hit it on the head like this one did.
"We ate pizza?" Steve
you know you had a great night and don't remember ordering (especially when you make the call) or eating
pizza. It must have been that beer he bought himself with my money.
"It's like Christmas in a glass!" Marcus
I think that is all you need to know about an Alabama slammer, because it sure sounds like a ringing endorsement
to me.
"I don't drink on Sundays" Big Juan
And on the seventh day He rested, and in honor of that, Big Juan stayed sober. Well, most Sunday's
at least.
"Your mom sleeps with horses!" Aaron
not exactly sure what I meant, but it drew a laugh from everyone, so we'll go with it.
"I have a bigger one than you, and I didn't even get a large one." Lisa
A very interesting statement coming from a female....unless she was talking about the size of the beer,
which I am pretty sure she was, in retrospect.
"The light is red!" (Perry) "Oh, sorry, I was looking at the lobster" Aaron
Apparently my driving was distracted as we approached the place where we'd have dinner. However, it
makes you wonder why I didn't stop seeing the Lobster in question was also Red.
"Get on your knees!!! You're girlfriend knows what I'm talking about!" Pete, "Easy Pete" (Joe), "OK,
your mom knows what I'm talking about" Pete
In theory Pete was talking about a lack of hustle exhibited at the S.L.O. Blues game, but then again
there's no lack of hustle in what he's really discussing.
"You can't lose big if you don't bet big!" Aaron
yeah, that's a winning philosophy to use at the casino....and no, it didn't work.
"What a bitch! How can you not like me?" Pete
really, that lack of confidence is really setting him back.
"Watch, she's going to dance herself right into the lake" Aaron
said about a person that wasn't quite all there as she was doing something that resembled a cross between
a spasm and dancing.
"And I will have the side of king crab legs" (Aaron) "To drink?" (waitress) "No, to eat"
Aaron
yet another reason for a waitress to hate a customer.
"They even questioned my nene" (Greg) "I would have too!" Kelly
just one of those moments that make a game of Scategories fun for everyone.
"Jeremy, what would you like for Christmas?" (Linda) "A tank." Jeremy
an answer like that commanded a lot of respect and attention at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
