2004
"You don't have to wear a seatbelt. I got my feet all over the place." Perry...."That's
why he is wearing his seatbelt." Aaron
"I don't want the van coming back with honky lips painted on it!" Greg
"Remember in Milwaukee when I said I wanted to see two stadiums on this trip? Well,
I didn't mean Busch and Wrigley." Aaron (in reference to our detour)
"I saw Fereheight 9/11 too" Gabe...."There's only been one." Aaron
"Everybody's so goddamn easygoing down here." Gabe
"[Gabe's] never going to be a politician when I let the cat out of the bag that he supports
Saddam." Gabe
"I want to hump you." Jerry
"I'd have to get his insurance money" Perry (in reference to a horse staring him down)
"This magazine says Duante Culpepper is the best fantasy quarterback" Perry....."No, you are!"
Gabe
You have a Yugo?" Gabe
"I've never met anyone quite like you." Jerry (to Perry)
"I wasn't sure if it was a thong or underwear that ripped." Perry
"Stevie 'the dragon kick' Lee" Gabe (talking about Ricky 'the Dragon' Steamboat)
"Just because you call me 'Apples' doesn't mean I have a worm." Aaron
"Wait, he really doesn't have a face" Gabe...."Yeah, I know, but I'm still laughing at him."
Perry
"I think the yolk is the aborted fetus." Gabe
